As the world waits with bated breath to see where the US Congress will come down on the question of whether to intervene militarily in Syria, I couldn’t resist sharing this article from America’s premier news source, The Onion:

“I believe it is in the best interest of the United States, and the global community as a whole, to move forward with the deployment of all U.S. congressional leaders to Syria immediately,” respondent Carol Abare, 50, said in the nationwide telephone survey, echoing the thoughts of an estimated 9 in 10 Americans who said they “strongly support” any plan of action that involves putting the U.S. House and Senate on the ground in the war-torn Middle Eastern state. “With violence intensifying every day, now is absolutely the right moment—the perfect moment, really—for the United States to send our legislators to the region.”

Read the whole thing at The Onion, Poll: Majority Of Americans Approve Of Sending Congress To Syria.